meladoodle:

*doctor delivers baby* yes that’ll be $8 for shipping and handling

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

greattyrant:

The Baby Chicks’ First Day Outside (by rainbowspitt)

We let Hosoh and the babies out for a short time today. I just wanted to see how they would be outside because today was the first day that Hosoh stopped lying on top of the babies and actually started to walk and scratch around. I assumed that was nature’s way of saying it is finally time to get them out and about. They’re 4 days old now!

omg link was like this with the toilet too hahaha

omg link was like this with the toilet too hahaha

  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
funny-pictures-uk:

Today’s science lesson.

funny-pictures-uk:

Today’s science lesson.

ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

ryoutwat:

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST I GET SO MAD YOU GAVE UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY MISSNAKES

bluepueblo:

Wisteria, Kitayama, Kyoto, Japan
photo via mamiko

bluepueblo:

Wisteria, Kitayama, Kyoto, Japan

photo via mamiko

sweetestbutt:

Mya the Cream Shiba Inu puppy jumping - 6 weeks

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

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